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  <title>when you work on the exact concept that your clien</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Web/22</link>
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    <![CDATA[when you work on the exact concept that your client has instructed you to do-send them a comp of it and they say its awesome and to proceed with what youre doing then you finalize the concept amp send it for review they then say that its not really what they wantedwant a new concept frustrating<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 21-12-2009<br>Category: Web<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>client demanding i make revisions today on thanks</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Miscellaneous/21</link>
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    <![CDATA[client demanding i make revisions today on thanksgiving even though they said they wont be available until monday because they are out of town for thanksgiving what<br><br>By: Lon<br />on 26-11-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Lon</author>
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  <title>i for real just got the quotmake the logo bigger</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Branding/20</link>
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    <![CDATA[i for real just got the quotmake the logo biggerquot email lol ridiculous <br><br>By: redrobin<br />on 24-11-2009<br>Category: Branding<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>redrobin</author>
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  <title>after signing a contract agreeing that all comps w</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Miscellaneous/19</link>
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    <![CDATA[after signing a contract agreeing that all comps would have a watermark on them only to be removed after final payment my client just sent me a nasty email saying he would find another illustrator if i didnt take off the watermark on the first version i sent so much for contracts<br><br>By: Drew<br />on 24-11-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Drew</author>
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  <title>i just hung up with a client who kept saying quo</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Miscellaneous/18</link>
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    <![CDATA[i just hung up with a client who kept saying quotjust stretch itquot (in regards to text placement) and i said quotyou mean space it outquot he replied quotno streeetch it like make the letters wider but not tallerquot he was so offended when i said quotuh noquot (you know what i really wanted to say)
<br><br>By: cr8tv n8tv<br />on 23-11-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>cr8tv n8tv</author>
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  <title>if you remove one page in a spread replace that p</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Print/17</link>
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    <![CDATA[if you remove one page in a spread replace that page with something new or remove the entire spread what a mess<br><br>By: SMZ<br />on 23-11-2009<br>Category: Print<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>SMZ</author>
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  <title>i had a client ask me at one point if i was using </title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Web/16</link>
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    <![CDATA[i had a client ask me at one point if i was using the quotlatest versionquot of the internet<br><br>By: ElusiveMind<br />on 23-11-2009<br>Category: Web<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>ElusiveMind</author>
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  <title>200 page catalog with 4-6 products to a spread -- </title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Print/15</link>
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    <![CDATA[200 page catalog with 4-6 products to a spread -- 3rd proof and they now want to take out a product at the beginning and reflow everything up accordingly ugh<br><br>By: steph<br />on 23-11-2009<br>Category: Print<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>steph</author>
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  <title>i got a email today saying
we did not use the t</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Web/14</link>
  <guid>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Web/14</guid>
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    <![CDATA[i got a email today saying
we did not use the t-shirt designs you sent us so can you sell them to somebody else and do us some more art insted <br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 23-11-2009<br>Category: Web<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>quotwell there are 10 images and theyre 100</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Print/13</link>
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    <![CDATA[quotwell there are 10 images and theyre 100kb each so ill just have to overnight you a dvdquot<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 23-11-2009<br>Category: Print<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>i have one client in particular who whenever he wa</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Print/12</link>
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    <![CDATA[i have one client in particular who whenever he wants to make a point that he is right he ccs everyone however when i respond and call him out he replies only to me until the next email that he attempts to make himself look good (oh well i guess its human nature but its annoying to me)<br><br>By: deezine<br />on 23-11-2009<br>Category: Print<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>deezine</author>
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  <title>mock up sent with my order
httpfarm4staticfl</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Print/11</link>
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    <![CDATA[mock up sent with my order
httpfarm4staticflickrcom34393366208662_e60d04b89f_bjpg
4 months later i get this
httpfarm4staticflickrcom34083636792037_598fae4ab6_ojpg
um wtf<br><br>By: quakerninja<br />on 23-11-2009<br>Category: Print<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>quakerninja</author>
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  <title>quotwe need a full e-commerce site that looks aw</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Miscellaneous/10</link>
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    <![CDATA[quotwe need a full e-commerce site that looks awesome and is easily updatable weve got a pretty big budget for it please try to keep everything under 600quot
<br><br>By: Megabrain<br />on 22-11-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Megabrain</author>
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  <title>quotcan you do neon glowquot</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Web/9</link>
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    <![CDATA[quotcan you do neon glowquot<br><br>By: tintin<br />on 22-11-2009<br>Category: Web<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>tintin</author>
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  <title>did a design for a client client printed the desi</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Miscellaneous/8</link>
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    <![CDATA[did a design for a client client printed the design however the printer screwed up the screen so had to create a new screen and charged my client 

i was blamed<br><br>By: Kongo<br />on 22-11-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Kongo</author>
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  <title>just received what were supposed to be print-ready</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Miscellaneous/7</link>
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    <![CDATA[just received what were supposed to be print-ready files from a client 72 dpi - 300px by 300px tiiiiiny<br><br>By: sara<br />on 22-11-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>sara</author>
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  <title>spent the last 45 minutes of my shift trying to ex</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Print/6</link>
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    <![CDATA[spent the last 45 minutes of my shift trying to explain to a customer that his horribly drawn artwork was not proportional for what he wanted the printout to look like he also persisted on standing over my shoulder while trying to make it work <br><br>By: randomentity<br />on 22-11-2009<br>Category: Print<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>randomentity</author>
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  <title>how about clients that stop responding to emails a</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Miscellaneous/4</link>
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    <![CDATA[how about clients that stop responding to emails and phone calls once you send them an invoice seems to happen a lot lately ive even had one blame the economy uggghhh<br><br>By: Grace<br />on 22-11-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Grace</author>
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  <title>they want blue text on a red background they don</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Web/3</link>
  <guid>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Web/3</guid>
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    <![CDATA[they want blue text on a red background they dont just want it they are demanding it either their userbase prefers wearing 3d glasses to browse the web or they have a secret agenda ruining my eyesight clientfail<br><br>By: mike<br />on 20-11-2009<br>Category: Web<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>mike</author>
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  <title>omg bleeding cowboy</title>
  <link>http://www.clientfail.com/view/Miscellaneous/2</link>
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    <![CDATA[omg bleeding cowboy<br><br>By: del<br />on 19-11-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>del</author>
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